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Slap Jortz
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To perform
extraordinary
acts of human
ability
but only in the presence of unattractive members of the
opposite sex
.
“
Did you
just
backflip
in front of that uggo?
That slap
Jortz!”
by
Cranham
February 10, 2023
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