slap balls

when two men have sex with one female.one penis in the ass and one in the vagina at the same time.from the below angle it appears that the 2 mens balls are slappin together.

yo justin, me and you need to slap balls with that bitch at umass.

by joseph machado February 3, 2007

National slap balls day

Aug 30 is national slap balls day go slap a guy or maybe even girls nuts

Hey bob, lemme slap your nuts. It is national slap balls day.

by Slithery will August 29, 2019

slap my balls

Similar to 'bust my balls', when someone is continually nagging another person (usually a man) and will not stop.

Man, don't slap my balls when I tell you why I didn't call you last night.

by indydave July 23, 2005

do you slap the dimpled balls?

Do you play golf?

Yo, do you slap the dimpled balls?

Fuck yeah I do!

by tinypastelchild February 13, 2017

Slap the dimpled balls

Play golf

Hi Roger, do you slap the dimpled balls?

by GeoffTheDevourerOfWorlds March 4, 2019

Slap the dimpled balls

more commonly known as golf. go up to a friend and ask them if they slap the dimpled balls for a good laugh. hope they don't grab yours.

person 1: "hey, do you slap the dimpled balls?"

person 2: "what the fuck? why would you say that to me?"

person 1: "i'm talking about golf, man."

person 2: "oh."

by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.

Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

by Flogendorf July 24, 2012