Slam Handy

When Slam Allen gets a hand job on stage.

“Yo man, you see Slam get his cock pulled on stage?”
“hell yeah, shits a Slam Handy"

by MaximusNY May 27, 2017

Chameleon Hand Slam

First you shit and piss simultaneously on your hand and then slap the closest person to you until they go red. After you continue to up the rounds and slap them even more, eventually you become a God when you see the enemy's face flashing different colours.

HOLY FUCK, I GAVE HER THE CHAMELEON HAND SLAM AS THE ANNIVERSARY PRESENT , SHE LOVED IT!

by xLiam OSullivan September 9, 2016

two hand slam

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out

Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me

by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017