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Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.
Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.
Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013
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Top Shagger WillNE 

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous
“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

Saggerbombs 

Any of a large set of drooping, pendulous breasts mostly found on women of a certain age who dress as though they are not.
Check it out...that lady sitting on the other side of you has amazing saggerbombs.

Did you see that lady at the club last night? She was trying to dance but her saggerbombs totally got in the way!
Saggerbombs by Sure Dunno June 14, 2009
A measure of wine.

When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"

bartender "small or large miss?"

lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"

gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
Slarge by lord tulli June 8, 2013

Slagging 

Slagging is a term used to describe a kind of harsher form of teasing. While this may seem like an insult to some, to the Irish, it's considered a behavior that shows affection or bonding, and, in some cases, is even used as a compliment.
John:*falls down*
Patrick: Jesus, were you born with one leg shorter then the other?
John: Fuck off
Patrick: Calm down, I’m only Slagging you
Slagging by Hogan982 June 25, 2021

Skäggetorp 

One of the most dangerous swedish ghettos. Located in the northwest parts of Linköping.
The west parts of this rough neighbourhood is mainly inhabited by white trash and social misfits, while the east side is where the immigrants live. There are lots of national backgrounds represented, but most are from the Middle East, Bosnia and Africa.

Robbings, shootings, rapes and arsons occur on a daily basis and if you want to leave your home without risking death, you better bring that 9mm.
When sumthin happens in Skäggetorp, nothing happens. Itz jus' another nigga dead. - Sum Rapper
Skäggetorp by O-Dog January 7, 2005
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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