sky sports 

1. a clique of twats
2. a company that likes to fuck you up the ass
3. eveyone's last job - only twats list it as current job
4. I am a twat and it is my current job

I met a bloke down the pub and he gave me sky sports then felched me sweet bottom

sky sports by Nick Balmer March 10, 2004

Sky Sports News 

A news channel dedicated to Sport. Yet it fails to recognise there is more than one sport, "football".

This is because it is Sky News, and is complete utter rubbish, far too Americanised.

BBC ftw!

Sky Sports News Presenter: Yes, believe it or not, today we are reporting on... football! Because its not like we report on football every single minute of every single day is it?!

BBC News realizes there is more than one sport in this country.

Sky Sports News by Mariella wannabe April 18, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016