Skwigel

Pronounced (Squi · ggle ) Verb.

To fall asleep while on a Twitch stream or Discord Call. An endearing term that is used when lightly teasing your fellow crewmates, but are completely okay with them falling asleep. In fact, it may not happen all that often and may even an appropriate response to a cozy stream. Although falling sleep is inherently good for your health, falling alseep on a Twitch stream can gather you an undesirable reputation of pulling a skwigel.

Origin: from GreeneJewel's Alien Crew, a Twitch community.

Did you pull a Skwigel last night?

Of course I'm still awake! I would never pull a Skwigel.

Skwigel by GreeneJewel May 30, 2023

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Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Lead guitarist of Dethklok from Sweden, the world's tallest guitarist, and the fastest guitarist alive, though he can't read music. He claims this is because he has 'music dyslexia.' He has a strong Swedish accent, putting "s"'s at the end of many words he says. Skwisgaar, not having a father, was raised by his mother Serveta Skwigelf, Miss Sweden of 1956. Skwisgaar's frustration at his mother's sexual promiscuity is expressed through extremely fast guitar fingering. He is seen practicing his guitar almost constantly everywhere he goes. It is a possibility that he is ambidextrous. He seems to dislike the Danish but confuses them with the Dutch. Skwisgaar seems to be the most sexually active member of the band. Skwisgaar also seems to hold little importance on the physical appearance of sexual partners, as he has been seen propositioning an elderly grandmother for sex as well as sleeping with a very obese woman. This is possibly because his mother was extremely sexually promiscuous. He has been in a large number of bands prior to joining Dethklok, including Agnostic Priest, Gangagar Eldeleel-Alele, Gognog Mug Alugdug, Fuckface Academy, Sausage Assassin, Financially Raped, and Smugly Dismissed to name a few. Skwisgaar also refers to things he hates as dildos. His hands are apparently insured for ten billion dollars, one billion for each finger.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf is taller than a tree.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf by Nick Sbarbati October 16, 2006

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Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome

When you can no longer play guitar slowly because you're so used to playing fast (I.E. shredding) that if you were to start playing slow, you'd automatically lose your touch

"You want me to play THAT simple piece?? Hah!"

*tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast*

"What the hell?? I can't!! I must have Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome.."

Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome by SomeBadJOKE April 21, 2007