skunk monkey 

A condition a man gets if his penis isn’t cleaned after anal sex!

(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!

skunk monkey by Denhamj February 24, 2018

Skunk Monkey 

A smelly annoying asshole. Who sells drugs. Holds his illegal gun, he knows nothing about and is ready to jam, sideways because he's retarded. He wises he was cool, but is a Fuck Boy.

A Gangsta Rapper.

Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.

That fucking Skunk Monkey tried to sell me crack again

Skunk Monkey by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024

Skunk Monkey 

an individual or group of individuals displaying extremely stinky primate behaviors.

Everytime I go to a restaurant, I can always cont on a group of skunk monkeys to make a show about their bill and run out without paying or tipping.

Skunk Monkey by Turnt Team Captain October 10, 2025

skunk-monkey 

aka butt-monkey, a person who can shave his butt and walk backwards and noone would know the difference

The guy who stole my toilet is a butt-monkey/skunk monkey

skunk-monkey by little man September 9, 2003

The Monkey Fucking The Skunk 

This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.

Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.

The Monkey Fucking The Skunk by Hard Ass May 22, 2003

Skunk money 

When you go balls out doing something stupid

ME:Yo Steve do you wanna skunk money it
STEVE:I don't know looks a bit dangerous

ME:Do it for the boyz?

Skunk money by Rat pudding 49 January 27, 2017

Spunk monkey 

A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.

Yeah! She squealed like a spunk monkey!

Spunk monkey by Jimlad September 10, 2003