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Squadmuffin 

A car that is blue.

Originated from eating a blueberry muffin in a car with another person
We are off to go ride in the squadmuffin.
Squadmuffin by K-waffles October 1, 2018

studmuffin 

A rather attractive human of the male variety. Can be described as being 'good enough to eat'.
mmmm.... I can smell freshly baked studmuffin.

I had the best studmuffin last night.
studmuffin by Becmond December 28, 2005

Studmuffin 

Zach Risdon is a studmuffin
Studmuffin by noobmaster April 14, 2010

skunkmuffin 

a rotten box, smelly vag, etc.
Gary: "Why the hell arent you smiling today Mohammad, I seen that fine lookin peice of tail you went home with last night dude?"
Mohammad: "Fuck Gary I'll tell ya why! Skunkmuffin Gary that's why, You fuckin happy now Gary? You SOB that was your wife and You knew what I was in for, thanks a lot Gary ya Motherfucker!"
Gary: "WHAT, who the fuck was it?"
Mohammad: "Fuck You Gary"
skunkmuffin by Vendetta Fist November 1, 2017

studmuffin 

studmuffin by deb c August 20, 2003

studmuffin 

Although usually used to refer to a very sexy heterosexual male , it can be applied sarcastically to a man who is acting an ass or being a bit dense.
OK studmuffin, how about you go play football outside the house before you break something.
studmuffin by figginell December 30, 2012
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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