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Theory of Subatomic Elves 

The Theory of Subatomic Elves states that the nucleus of an atoms consists of tiny elves who move around different particles inside the atoms and interact with other atoms and their respective subatomic elves.

The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.
Man, we learned about the Theory of Subatomic Elves today, chemistry makes so much more sense now!

The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.
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Skubat subat Subathie skunatard shubat subata subathon Subaton skubala skurat
Skubala is a Slavic surname derived of the meanings S'Kubala; son of kubala which translates to Jacob / follower. The son follows the father. It also has merged into the languages of Czech and Polish mean mean tearing up or picking up.
Skubala her jewellery.
skubala by RoyaSzafir July 4, 2014
A person who frequently spends time at Starbucks, not to get coffee but just to hang out for lack of anything better to do. Similar to the word mallrat, except it derives from the fact that "Starbucks" spelled backwords and minus the C is "Skubrats".
Eric: There's nothing to do around here.

Ronnie: Let's just go chill at Starbucks - but I don't want coffee, I just want to sit outside it and smoke and talk to the other people hanging out there.

Tom: You guys are such skubrats.
skubrat by Gall F March 27, 2008

subathon 

A hostage situation where a person is trapped by a group of people for minutes, hours, days, or even forever using money. The unique thing about this situation is it's a hostage situation you consent to beforehand,
"Hey, do you feel bad for Ludwig for being stuck in this subathon?"

"Of course not, look at how much money he's making!"

subatomictoasticle 

Any tiny fragment of toast left behind in the butter.
There was a subatomictoasticle in the tub of butter.
Of royalty. A small group of very, very good looking people who are known for their superior intellect and sterling sense of humor. No one fucks with a Skurat.
Don't fuck with Skurat, he'll smack your face off your face.
skurat by Pseudonyms Are Pseudonyms February 19, 2010