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Not replying to someones messages, although they are positive
Look sarah is skotting again. Stop the skotten
Skotten by Marishka_¥ July 5, 2015
Urban Dictionary Merch
A word typical of Rotterdam, the Netherlands, which is used to impy ignoring in a "lullige", cocky, nasty of in any way nasty and unpositive way.
"Have i done somethingwrong? She ignores me now al the time!" " Well clearly you have, she is really skotting you right now(ze is je aan het skotten)."
Skotten by Haasmans February 12, 2018
Niet op komen dagen bij een feest of activiteit
1: Waarom is Thomas er niet?
Hij heeft 'm gescott

2: We scotten het feest deze keer
scotten by NTX July 13, 2015
A cute nickname for a nympho. IE : SEX KITTEN / Skitten
Sit on my lap, skitten - We gotta get somethin' straight between us :P
Skitten by GeorgeGilbert May 15, 2011

Osama bin Shotten

Dead terrorist, 11 years in waiting.
Did you hear the news? Osama bin shotten!

Skittens 

Half Skunk half Kitten, also it's a unknown STD that is going rampent on my ship.
Oh my God, i got skittens from the new girl.
Skittens by skittenbreath March 6, 2009

snottenfreude 

That feeling of joy you get when you blow your nose and finally dislodge that booger that's been bugging the shit out of you.
John blew his nose with a kthunk, then sat back and sighed, "Ahhhh, sweet snottenfreude."
snottenfreude by SpicyLemon March 10, 2014
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murderhobo 

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