Skitschy

Simultaneously provoking both wariness and affection by virtue of dubious, dangerous, cheap, trashy or otherwise questionable qualities. This word is a portmanteau between "sketchy" and "kitschy."

Seeking an authentic experience whilst in the Town, Arthur Mac availed himself of the skitschy little Church's Chicken on MacArthur. He was robbed forthwith, but enjoyed the biscuits tremendously.

by 510akonnor September 29, 2009

Skitchy

Feeling out of sync with the world and.or reality. Out of sorts

I always feel a bit skitchy on Mondays.

by midiwall January 26, 2009

Skitchy

A mix of being both skittish and a little sketchy

The cat always acts skitchy around new people, so do not try to pick her up.

by athomemom May 21, 2009

skitchy

agitated, out of sorts, nervous, and irritable.

When I don't get enough magnesium in my diet, I always start feeling skitchy.

by Vokation June 16, 2009

Skittchy

A picture which is shakey, and yet a bit trippy.

John - Hey guys, did you see my pic on FB ?
Mike - Yeah it was Trippy
Bob - Did you see my Trippy pic ?
Mike - No, Bob your's was just shakey ...
John - Mike, it was kindof Trip.
Bob - Yeah it was Skittchy

by Shibbs April 30, 2009

skitchy

a mix between sketchy and ratchet.

my earphones are being so skitchy, they keep pausing my music for no reason.

by eldubs29 February 15, 2018

Skitchy Bamf

An unattractive woman with few morals and a loose vagina. A Skitchy Bamf will typically infect a person with any number of sexually transmitted diseases because she will likely have them all. A Skitchy Bamf is not fun to look at, but if you're looking for a sure thing, she'll do just about anything...but your dick might just fall off...

Dan: Did you see that Skitchy Bamf that Joe is hookin' up with?

Jeff: Yeah, Kirk said that when she gave Joe her number some guy at the bar told him that they call her the Yeast Beast. He didn't tell Joe 'cause he wanted to get him back for dropping his iphone in the toilet.

by Cshell April 22, 2011