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Skitschy 

Simultaneously provoking both wariness and affection by virtue of dubious, dangerous, cheap, trashy or otherwise questionable qualities. This word is a portmanteau between "sketchy" and "kitschy."
Seeking an authentic experience whilst in the Town, Arthur Mac availed himself of the skitschy little Church's Chicken on MacArthur. He was robbed forthwith, but enjoyed the biscuits tremendously.
Skitschy by 510akonnor September 29, 2009
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Feeling out of sync with the world and.or reality. Out of sorts
I always feel a bit skitchy on Mondays.
Skitchy by midiwall January 26, 2009
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A mix of being both skittish and a little sketchy
The cat always acts skitchy around new people, so do not try to pick her up.
Skitchy by athomemom May 21, 2009
agitated, out of sorts, nervous, and irritable.
When I don't get enough magnesium in my diet, I always start feeling skitchy.
skitchy by Vokation June 16, 2009

Skittchy 

A picture which is shakey, and yet a bit trippy.
John - Hey guys, did you see my pic on FB ?
Mike - Yeah it was Trippy
Bob - Did you see my Trippy pic ?
Mike - No, Bob your's was just shakey ...
John - Mike, it was kindof Trip.
Bob - Yeah it was Skittchy
Skittchy by Shibbs April 30, 2009
a mix between sketchy and ratchet.
my earphones are being so skitchy, they keep pausing my music for no reason.
skitchy by eldubs29 February 15, 2018

Skitchy Bamf 

An unattractive woman with few morals and a loose vagina. A Skitchy Bamf will typically infect a person with any number of sexually transmitted diseases because she will likely have them all. A Skitchy Bamf is not fun to look at, but if you're looking for a sure thing, she'll do just about anything...but your dick might just fall off...
Dan: Did you see that Skitchy Bamf that Joe is hookin' up with?

Jeff: Yeah, Kirk said that when she gave Joe her number some guy at the bar told him that they call her the Yeast Beast. He didn't tell Joe 'cause he wanted to get him back for dropping his iphone in the toilet.
Skitchy Bamf by Cshell April 22, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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