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skin off
skin off by Backwoods country January 20, 2017
suck the skin off a frozen chicken
the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.
Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.
suck the skin off a frozen chicken by jjrubadub April 18, 2010
No skin off my dick
John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick
No skin off my dick by borat412 October 12, 2010
no skin off my nose
no skin off my nose by 4cid April 24, 2007
no skin off my teeth
no skin off my teeth by Prince O.G December 6, 2015
No Skin off my boot
No Skin off my boot by I am not a female April 7, 2023
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