Skill Monkey 

Skill Monkey: Adjective

I. Person or persons in a group who provide minimal roles in combat but have an abundance of talents and abilities, which keep them useful to the party.
II. Member of a group who prides him or herself on their proficiency with non-combat related abilities.
III. Character with too many skills, creating an imbalance in gameplay.

Origin: From Dungeons and Dragons, originally referring to the Thief (or Rogue, in later editions). The class features a prolific number of skill points both at character creation and throughout the later levels. The phrase comes from the Rogue’s archetype as the nimble cat burglar and the Halfling, whose stature makes them physically similar to monkeys.

Synonyms: Skill Whore

"She can't do damage for crap, but we keep her around because she's such a skill monkey. I mean, who else is going to pick all the locks?"

Skill Monkey by LookLeft December 9, 2008

skrill monkey 

A person who loves and hoards money.

The only reason Tiago has money is because he is a cheap ass skrill monkey

skrill monkey by skrill monkey March 19, 2007

Monkey Skillz 

The art of using objects you normally wouldn't use to complete a task. Monkey Skillz are usually implicated when one is too lazy to get the correct tools for the task, and have learned to become resourceful like the monkeys who learned to dig in holes with sticks to get their dinner quicker.

Dan needed to slice his pizza, but his pizza slicer was dirty, and since he was being pretty lazy, instead of washing the slicer he used his Monkey Skillz and cut the pizza with scissors.

Monkey Skillz by Lorenzo Jamarcus Washington November 28, 2006

Monkey Skull 

A group of 3 or more dudes beating on a chicks skull, with their dicks, until it breaks open. They then consume the chicks brains and fling poo.

Detective Steele suspected the victim was Monkey Skulled, due to the feces on the walls and the lack of brains in her skull.

Monkey Skull by creedem June 24, 2009

If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS? 

In creationism people believe that everything came in this Earth the way they are now, this claim has no scientific proof for it's self. Creationists like to think up weird examples to make their false belief, like "your cereal box will never randomly come out one day and put it's self in your bowl, and the milk won't either, even in millions of years." The question today is "If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?" this makes no sense, first off, we came from neither monkeys nor apes, we are just more related to modern day apes than monkeys, we split from the classic modern day apes about 7MYA or 7 million years ago. Second, all of them are dead, like the dinosaurs, mammoths and other life, everything goes extinct, they did to, and we may also, so don't ever say this in a sentence, and remember, we came from extinct ape ancestors.

Creationist: "If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?"

People who believe in the truth: "that makes no fucking sense."

If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS? by Tiktaalik fan April 19, 2022