Skezz

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A penis which, when erect, tends to curve downward in the opposite manner of a captain hook.

Jenn was disgusted when she witnessed Andrew becoming hard while his penis curved down, forming a skezz.

Skezz by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2007

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skezz

a trix or whore or someone you diss like and you think is slutty.

janet called me a bitch but she sucks dick all the time and i dont like her she such a skezz.

skezz by chordella May 31, 2007

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yammer butt skeezer

an girl that is a skeezer/whore who is also an asshole that talks too much shit.

Travis: Hey did you see Lana? I heard she slept with the whole basketball team.

Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer

yammer butt skeezer by Love~Neezy June 26, 2009

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skeezer in the freezer

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.

dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer

skeezer in the freezer by unstitchable January 14, 2011

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Skeezer

Someone who hoes around and acts like a whole bitch.

That girl fucks with everybody she’s a “skeezer for real”

Skeezer by Yathrib October 26, 2019

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skeezoid

variation of skeezer

im not sweating your girl; why, because she's a skeezoid.

skeezoid by bred October 19, 2007

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sezzera

A female who looks really attractive.. So much so, you want to date them.

She looks like a Sezzera.

sezzera by Sezzera February 5, 2010

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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