When a male penis is fully erect and is at least 32 inches long and can carry two or more men on it at any given time.
Dude 1 " Whoa, my ass hurts"
Dude 2 " Mine too, what happened?"
Dude 3 " I caught it all on camera. You guys were human skewer'd in the butt by Jay Seymour last night"
Dude 2 " Mine too, what happened?"
Dude 3 " I caught it all on camera. You guys were human skewer'd in the butt by Jay Seymour last night"
by 5 Finger Xbox April 26, 2011
exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer
variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.
variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.
by TEEG February 10, 2006
by james February 25, 2005
Sexual position in which two guys kneeling, facing each other, girl between them: one cock in mouth, and the other in the vag. The trick is, that the girl must be curled up in fetal position, and the two guys must hold her whole weight by the sheer force of their erected penis.
For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.
For added difficulty - set a campfire under the bitch, and turn her around slowly, as a skewered ox on a barbecue party.
by achaholic December 06, 2011
From Freddy Vs. Jason: Being in a situation where you're backed into a corner, then have a revelation pin (or "skewer") you to said corner, then have another revelations happen that completely screws you over.
Gibb was stuck in a dream because of her drinking. She was backed into a locker, then Freddy ripped the door off, ready to strike. Suddenly, in the real world, Jason impaled the lit raver and Gibb, leaving her totally skewer screwed.
by nightmareonfriday October 21, 2009
One who's so desperate they are willing to disrespect and throw away family and friendship to get with your ex. A leftover chasing, low, dirty, shameless person.
I can't believe Henney is a
"triflin-skewer"! After all the times the fam showed him love in state and out.
"triflin-skewer"! After all the times the fam showed him love in state and out.
by PinkFunDog July 24, 2019
by CW Lang June 09, 2005

