Skeeter Valentine 

1. The best friend of Doug Funny on the popular kids cartoon.

2. When a man jizzes all over his girlfriend's chocolates and roses before presenting them to her on Valentine's Day.

Who the hell has the name "Doug Funny" and a best friend named "Skeeter Valentine"?

Jill: "So what did Dave get you for Valentine's day?!"
Karen: "Well, you know he's quite the charmer. He gave me a classic Skeeter Valentine."

Skeeter Valentine by alexander devlin September 27, 2009

skeeter valentine 

A disgusting bitch that will fuck anything and everything. She is usually that cunt at college parties eye fucking the shit outta everyone.

Yo man, you see that hot ass girl eyein me?

Dude, you dont want that....shes easily a skeeter valentine

skeeter valentine by Chester McGlockton April 15, 2008

skeeter valentine 

originating from a doug character and a dirty minded teen.
to skeet in her box of chocolates, given on valentine's day

poor skeeter

she didn't realize i skeeter valentine.

skeeter valentine by daphne featherdew April 24, 2005

skeeter valentine 

Alternate title for a scanny;

Hey you wanna rip a skeeter valentine?

skeeter valentine by Indian4Life January 9, 2008

Skeeter Valentine 

Do not Google him. - Code name for things not to google at school.

Penis is a total Skeeter Valentine

Skeeter Valentine by SethIsGod October 7, 2010