A skunkpickle is something, or a situation, that sucks. Its kinda like saying 'i got shafted.' It can be used as an adjective or a noun. Revisions to this definitions are coming soon.... this word originated in my town, in the state of Connecticut (USA) by the way...
(Noun) : Wow, that is a skunkpickle (a crappysituation) !
(Adj) : Dude, that is skunkpickle...
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"