siwon 

A amazingly handsome guy who has an amazing personality and has a dick the height of a skyscraper. If you meet this guy become his slave so you can bask in his glorious sexyness. Also, he is not a stripper.

OMG I JUST MET SIWON HES THE SEXIEST GUY EVAH

siwon by siwon4lyfe July 10, 2014

Siwon 

Siwon is a name of Korean origin and is given to very pretty girls who are smart as fuck but also humble and kind towards others, very selfless and courageous also very good at art and drawing. (May or may not have an asshole father)

-“Woah, that girl over there is so cute”
-“ikr, she is totally a siwon”

Siwon by fat cocked Turkish man January 2, 2021

Siwon 

1. Bank Robber
2. Meets with Simon. on the naughty list. at 11 to rob banks.

1. Setting school:
Girl 1 - Did you hear about the bank robbery that happened last night?
Girl 2 - YEAH! Do you know who did it?
Girl 1 - I heard it was Siwon.
2. Setting: Alley near bank. at 11
Siwon - PSSSST. -see mysterious figure under streetlight with masked face and hat and all that crap- WHOSE THERE?!
Mysterious figure with crap on: Whats the magic wordssss?
Siwon: I'm on the naughty list.
Mysterious figure with crap on: No, you're not. Simon is. Which is me. Who talks in third person.
Siwon: Okay lets just go rob a bank already.
Simon. on the naughty list: Okay. :D

Siwon by Simon. on the naughty list. December 31, 2008

Siwon 

Originated from the famous Korean star Siward from the late 1990s/early 2000s who was known for doing strange things, it is now used to describe people who do weird things.

Person A: Yo check it out, I just saw this Korean guy named Siward eat some kimchi with ketchup
Person B: What the Siwon?

Siwon by keychain2 February 5, 2023

Choi Siwon 

Member of the handsome & talented Korean Pop group Super Junior.
Known for his Christian religion, expressions that make you die of laughter, chocolate abs ^_^
Nicknames: Soldier of Light, Shisus, Andrew (His english name), Simba, Prince Charming. He is also the King of skinship always touching the other members.

Fan: Ahhhh Choi Siwon's so gorgeous!

Fan 2: I know right! I bet his abs really taste like chocolate ;D

Choi Siwon by GiannaG July 14, 2011

Simon Lo 

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.

Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!

Simon Lo by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Simon Says 

A game where you must obey the instructor’s orders only if they start the statement with “Simon says.”

Simon says to stream “Simon Says” by NCT 127 in order to have clear skin.

Simon Says by jaehyunamor November 22, 2018