Ah this shit some good soup. No really this shit some good soup. THIS FUCKING SOUP IS THE BEST SOUP IVE EVER FUCKING HAD
Word Defining soup
Ah. SirSoupSpoon, the best spoon you’ll ever meet. He doesn’t actually pickup soup but he’s a good friend that will play Dark Souls with you. He’s just great. You could even have a BFDP with him. A lot better then SirSaladBar or SirShaxxyPoo. Those faggots are fucking pieces of shits. SirSaladBar has the personality of a fucking gym bitch that only knows how to do bench press. And SirShaxxyPoo is the nerdy asshole of a kid that does everything wrong and still wonders why he doesn’t have anyone who loves him. Fuck them kids. I only need da soup. DA SOUP, DA SOUP, ITS THE ONLY THING I NEED THE ONLY THING I FIGHT FOR IN MY DAILY LIFE. THE ONLY FUCKING THING ILL EVER BELIEVE IN. THE ONLY THING THATS WORTH LIVING FOR DA SOOOOOOUP.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).