Ah. SirSoupSpoon, the best spoon you’ll ever meet. He doesn’t actually pickup soup but he’s a good friend that will play Dark Souls with you. He’s just great. You could even have a BFDP with him. A lot better then SirSaladBar or SirShaxxyPoo. Those faggots are fucking pieces of shits. SirSaladBar has the
personality of a fucking gym bitch that only knows how to do bench press. And SirShaxxyPoo is the nerdy asshole of a kid that does
everything wrong and still wonders why he doesn’t have anyone who loves him. Fuck them kids. I only need da soup. DA SOUP, DA SOUP, ITS THE ONLY THING I NEED THE ONLY THING I FIGHT FOR IN MY DAILY LIFE. THE ONLY
FUCKING THING ILL EVER BELIEVE IN. THE ONLY THING THATS WORTH LIVING FOR DA SOOOOOOUP.