Marlen Sittampalam 

A little neektard who flexes his Mercedes and spends 12 grand on a stand mixer. Likes dating chinese people, although they drop him faster than he can drop a baton.

Marlen: Uhh I just dropped my APPLE watch down the drain because I was carrying my STAND MIXER to my MERCEDES to go to PIANO PRACTICE.

Rohethan: Shut up you yes man. You're such a Marlen Sittampalam

Marlen Sittampalam by Neeklen Neekampalam January 18, 2022

Devil's Steampot 

When you intend to give your spouse, or significant other a Dutch Oven, but instead, end up crapping in the bed.

Billy: "Man, did you hear about Pam and Bart breaking up?"
Simon: " What? they broke up? What happened?"
Billy: " When they were getting ready to go to bed, Bart was doing his usual Tom Foolery. He meant to give her a Dutch Oven, but he had really bad taco's before and it turned into a Devil's Steampot."
Simon:" Freakin gross!"
Billy: "No Diggity."

Devil's Steampot by infirmaryworker September 18, 2011

Chesapeake Steampot 

1. Carefully removing a freshly soiled adult diaper and inhaling it's contents deeply.

2. Menu item from Joe's Crab Shack that includes a pound of Rock crabs, one pound of clams, six shrimp, sausage, corn and potatoes. Flavored all the way with Old Bay Seasoning.

I went to Joe's Crab Shack and ordered a Chesapeake Steampot and it smelled like a Chesapeake Steampot.

Chesapeake Steampot by Entrepredude November 21, 2011

steampowered

the official site of valve's content delivery system known as steam. the forums are filled with 12 year old AOL brats and fw.

OMFG STEAM(powered) ROXORZ TEH BIG ONE111! (courtesy of lunchtimemama)

steampowered by matthewr85 October 12, 2004

indiana steampot 

A six-way where the guys participating wrap their penis in a corn husk and it takes place in a sauna.

A: what did you do over spring break?

B: it got weird, I was a part of a indiana steampot.

A: gnarly

indiana steampot by heir Jordan April 28, 2014

chesapeake bay steampot 

A chesapeake bay steampot is a sex act derived from a dutch oven in which one individual coats there asshole in old bay seasoning prior to pulling the bedsheets over their partner's and their head and farting to savor the distinctive Chesapeake flavor.

1. Mary did not like the stench or flavor of Mike's Chesapeake Bay steampot after he treated her to a wonderful bushel of steamed crabs.

chesapeake bay steampot by bay lover December 5, 2013

SteamPoweredHitler 

A deviant sexual act, usually performed between to homosexual males. The first subject anally penetrates the second subject, then uses his penis to draw a "Hitler-style" mustache on the face of the second subject with the second subjects own fecal matter.

"I pulled out and gave him a SteamPoweredHitler."

SteamPoweredHitler by eatdirtfartdust June 6, 2009