single as a pringle

Not in a relationship

He is single as a pringle

by Talla May 3, 2018

Single as a Pringle

Now, most think it is simply a lazy ryme, but it's much more deep than that. Being "single like a Pringle" means you don't want to be single. Everyone is ment to be together, or at least in groups, and your alone. No one loves you. Hell, who the fuck would buy a can of Pringles if it only had one Pringle? Wich means your destiny is to be thrown away and eaten by rodents or a homeless person. Your pathetic and worthless. No one will ever want you. Ever. No one would even blink if you died you discusting Pringle.

Girl 1:"lol I'm as single as a Pringle"

Girl 2:"Haha what does that even mean Pringles come in packs"

Girl 2:"I am extremely suicidal."

by Hamilton fan to the max May 10, 2020

Single as a Pringle day

This a holiday made for single ppl only and it’s gonna be celebrated the day after Valentine’s Day feb 15th

Today is single as a Pringle day it’s February 15

by A 2020 just happened February 16, 2021

single pringle

Someone who is single (obviously) but handles it well and doesn't freak out about their lack of bf/gf. Usually used by teenagers for relationship statuses or bios on social networks. Funnier alternative to "single and ready to mingle"

Relationship status: Imma single pringle ;p

by aabigailrose October 12, 2013

single pringle

A person who is single is named a single pringle. They are the best in original flavour, i.e. on their own.

I'm a single pringle.

by snowprincess4ever April 23, 2006

Single Pringle

A way to say you're single without feeling so bad.

"I'm a Single Pringle," said Bob.

by Pigeon of the Rain November 3, 2019

Single Pringle

Somebody who is single and proud of it.

P1: I've always been a single pringle.
P2: That's just sad.
P1: I'm glad about it!

by A. Nonnie-Moss October 10, 2011