Simpelle

The same as Simp, but with women.

Jessica: I just donated 500$ to JamesGames, i hope he notices me and i marry him.

Maria: SIMPELLE!

The other girls: oooh we have a simpelle here!

by TheExotiC2 April 2, 2020

Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019