sigourney weaver

The act of laying toilet paper around the edge of a toilet seat, to minimise contact with said seat whilst in the act of relieving oneself. Taken from the movie 'Copycat'.
Did you see how filthy those toilets were? I had no other choice than to do the Sigourney Weaver.
by I Am The Clean One 2 February 20, 2011
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An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.
Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!
by Fire K March 19, 2009
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