shumb

someone that is short and dumb!

Kiara: haley your 4 eight not 4 nine

Haley: no im 4 nine
Taylor: no cause im taller then you and im 4 nine!
Kiara: Haley your so short an aunt walked up to you and said wow im tall!
Taylor: ya thats true your tht small!
Haley: im short and dumb!
Taylor+Kiara+Rachael: your shumb!
Haley: yea im shumb!

by kiki0843 babyy May 12, 2009

shumb

to shank someone with your thumb

'dude i just shumbed that kid right in the side'

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by tristan dobbins May 16, 2008

shumb

When you are wiping your ass and you get shit on the side of your thumb.

That dude came out of the bathroom stall and he had a Shumb and didn't even know it!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

shumb dit

The way to call someone a dumb shit without having to repent afterwards.

Snoop wishes he could smack talk like the rest of us, but he's too big of a shumb dit to figure it out.

by wopiii3 September 10, 2010

Shumb

The action of shitting and cumming at the same time preformed by any living mammal.

Kyle shumbed all over Kelly’s bed

by Jacobartposse February 14, 2024