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When the male penis becomes shriveled and shrinks, considerably reducing its size to that of a five year old child.
I cant get out of the pool right now, i have a bad case of shrunken soldier.

Just thinking about fucking that girl gives me shrunken soldier.

by Ryder "Danger" Sturt January 30, 2007
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