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A mythical penis that from going flaccid to erect shrinks rather than grow, apparently due to retracting into the body, possibly from shame or fear.
I was excited, his dick looked pretty big flaccid... but then it turned out he was a shrinker.
by MasterVidallis June 21, 2016
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A shrinker is when a Male gets turned off to the point that his pecker shrinks to one thousandth of the original size
I got a shrinker the first time I watched furry yaoi.
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by RETARDO CHAIR July 28, 2019
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A guy that seems awfully attractive at first, but who's attractiveness seems to dwindle the better you know him. Basically someone who grows downwards in desirability. Disappointing, really disappointing. It's not even like funny anymore!
Jem, tell me about last weekend with coffee guy...
Turns out he doesn't even like Lany!
So, he was fit wasn't he?
No he's a shrinker...
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by love from the convent February 01, 2019
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An individual that has aged to the point that they are no longer growing, but in fact shrinking.
My 90 year old neighbor is a shrinker. My parents are shrinkers.
by Cyanna February 03, 2010
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The opposite of getting a boner. Your dick actually shrinks and goes inside your body.
*sees a furry* GODDAMNIT IM GETTING A SHRINKER
by Bonergod October 22, 2019
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