shrimp taco 

Refering to one who lacks skill or common sense.

Sam: Alan can't even tie is own shoes!

Fred: He's a shrimp taco

shrimp taco by JonasV May 31, 2016

Shrimp Taco 

The act of having sex with a man who you wouldn't think had a small penis, but did

My friend Emma got totally shrimp taco'd by that hot guy at the bar last night!

Shrimp Taco by BigNoseBigDick August 9, 2017

Shrimp Taco 

The female vagina. This is due to the general appearance of the female vagina looking similar to a open shrimp.

I usually don't go down on women but her shrimp taco looked so good.

Shrimp Taco by TooLateToSaveMe May 8, 2017

shrimp fried taco 

1.)a taco with shrimp fried in a doughy batter 2.)a chinese vagina, poon, cunt, taco, hole with no ending 3.) a poon puked on after eating a delicious meal at red lobster

1.) Dude that shrimp fried taco had a pube in it. 2.)When I was in China I put it in a shrimp fried taco. 3.) Dude, I banged this chick so hard I got sick and gave her a shrimp fried taco!!!

shrimp fried taco by RoNaLd McDoNaLd January 29, 2004

shrimpdacockis 

A genetic “disease” that cause your penis to not be able to grow more than 3 inches

Broskie, i heard Kevontae got shrimpdacockis

shrimpdacockis by Simp the Shrimp April 23, 2020

SHRIMPTACULAR

The ultimate commpiment on the state of somebody's appearance.

Todd, you look SHRIMPTACULAR today!

SHRIMPTACULAR by eyesofahawk September 28, 2009