Shrimp Boat Captain
A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into someone's asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.
Shrimp Boat Captain by C.S.Lewis January 18, 2008
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shrimp boat captain by captain salad May 12, 2004
Shrimp Boat Captain
A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.
Shrimp Boat Captain by bri0n January 15, 2008
shrimp boat captain
shrimp boat captain by tommy May 18, 2004
Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode
A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.
Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode by Dum Dum’s and Am&m’s October 1, 2019
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