Shrektized

The act of being bathed in the holy waters of Shrek's swamp, forever clearing your sins and introducing you into the mighty religion of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.

Donkey: Hey Fiona, have you been shrektized yet?

by Homoshreksual November 5, 2019

Shrektile Dysfunction

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.

Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014

Shrektified

Verb:

The intense fear, or phobia, of shrek. This state of being typically comes before an unlucky soul is filled by Shrek's mighty green member.

John was shrektified with terror as a nude Shrek approached him rapidly.

by SlipperyShlong77 March 12, 2021