Shrektaura 

Disease that is very common to get over the winter , it spreads quick and easily and comes from donkeys wether your touching or petting the donkey.

Shrektaura is very dangerous DONT ever go near a donkey 😱

Shrektaura by Edward Cullens house wife January 18, 2022

Shrektacular 

When something was good enough for Lord Gabe Newell

That was a Shrektacular noscope,M8, let's celebrate by getting high off onion Dewritos, and 420blazing It!

Shrektacular by BlazeItM8 March 7, 2015

shrektard 

One who has a resemblance of an ogre, smells like onions most of the time and is small minded.

Person 1:Did you guys see that shrektard?
Person 2: Omg, yeah! I told him to take a shower earlier, wtf!
Person 3: I think he did take a shower, he must have decided not to wash his hair.
Person 2: wtf is even the point of taking a shower?
Person 1: what is his deal? He's always so rude and un-showered...

shrektard by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015