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Shreknos 

An omnipotent being of light. He has the ability to rewrite reality at will, and wields the stand All Star Platinum. He can make anyone of all genders lose their virginity to him with his chad power, bestowed upon by Alex Jones. One day, the prophecy will be fulfilled, and Shrek will destroy the universe and reset it, ridding it of all evil that has come about.
Shreknos, please bless me with your ogresized ogreload.
Shreknos by Godshreknos March 12, 2020
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Basically it is Shrek with the power of Thanos and the infinite Gauntlet, Ultimate meme. For you normies who have not seen the epic battle of Shaggy and Moto Moto against Shrenos, you are definitely missing out. Shrenos is an ultimate being and entity with a power greater than big chungus, but cannot quite reach Shaggys 5% power. Shrenos' infinite stones on his gauntlet are actually Shaggys old kidney stones. Shrenos uses his double light saber to absorb the power of his enemies mid fight. Shrenos is an unstoppable force if it were not for Shaggy. *Unknown Special Attack* "To be continued"
Shrenos: If it were not for the training of Matt from Wii Sports, I would not have achieved this level beyond GOD
Shaggy: Like, not bad Shrenos man , you made me use (insert voice crack) 5% of my power
Shrenos: Veronica took the kids. I don't know what child support is, but it sounds *EPIC*
Shrenos by KingtoaGod March 11, 2019
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Shrekosexual 

A shrekosexual is someone who is sexually attracted to shrek (as on ogre). A person that is shrekosexual cannot be sexual attracted to Fiona or any ogre in that matter.
Jeffery: Will you go out with me?
Quinn: No, sorry I’m shrekosexual...
Jeffery: oh okay, shrek’s a lucky guy.

Quinn: yeah I know.
Shrekosexual by Epic Gamer Kyle October 29, 2019

Shreknorant 

An uneducated individual who believes Shrek 1 was better than Shrek 2.
Person 1: Man, the first Shrek was fire. The plot was amazing.

Person 2: Bro, Puss in Boots was a game changer. Quit being shreknorant
Shreknorant by Wazzgood69 August 3, 2021
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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