Shreked

The act of making love to someone, then immediately leaving afterwards to watch Shrek.

Guy 1: "Did you stay at her house last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I totally Shreked her!"

by happyscadums December 8, 2017

shreking

When two guys each stick their dick in a girls ear simultaneously. Can be used as a joke, used as ear sex, or used as a finale.

Hey man, you remember that hot chick at the party last night? Well John and I ended up shreking her afterward.

by BBreezy716 September 12, 2014

Shreked

Getting so Schwasted and/or wrecked, that you think you are in a swamp

Bro last night I got so shreked I was telling people to get out of my swamp

by TheRealD_A September 8, 2019

Shreked

When you take a watery shit so bad it wrecks the toilet causing it to resemble Shreks swamp

i shreked my toilet after eating all those wings last night

by SweetLifeOfBlackAndChody December 2, 2019

Shreked

Being so fucking high you literally feel like you’re in shrek.

Dude, that cart is so fire. I’m shreked asf

by September 21, 2020

Shreked

The act of inserting green food coloring into your dick hole, and then nutting green on a girls face.

Bro, I shreked on this girl last night... she didn't even see it coming.

by XXSavage69 March 6, 2018

shreked

When a person passes out at a party drunk or passes out first you paint there face or entire body green with any paint marker etc and they wake up looking like they turned into shrek

Dude you got shreked last night Lets go shrek someone at this party tonight and paint whoever passes out first

by Typewriter war November 8, 2011