I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

"Shrek is love Shrek is life"

Shrek is love Shrek is life by Captainrex July 20, 2017

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

A heartwarming tale about a boy and his love for shrek

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A religion founded around our great Ogrelord, Shrek. We show our loyalty to him by praying to Shrek every day. It is crucially important that everyone in the religion make a Shrek shrine and pray to it. If not you will be at a shrekoning. A shrekoning is when Shrek comes to your house and kills you with his holy onions. If you pay to Shrek every day, he may call upon you to go to the great onion temple. When your go there, always at night, Shrek will Shrek you along with four others. This is a holy occasion and is held twice a month, on the first Tuesday and the last Thursday.

-Did you pray to Shrek today?
-Crap, I forgot!
-well get ready for your shrekoning, bro.
-oh yeah...
-I guess you'll remember to know that Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

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Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life.

I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its shrek
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love Shrek is life.

Shrek is love Shrek is life by Zoelly9000 November 3, 2014

shrek is love shrek is life

Pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life you've been given

And you will find out

It's never ogre

"Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life"

It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek

shrek is love shrek is life

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

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korean word for madam, older woman

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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

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