Term used for masturbation when the actual word is unsuitable, such as in public or over text message
"im so bored, theres nothing to do"
"i think you should go take a shower"

"OMG, i just had the most amazing shower, i can't wait to do it again"

"That shower made me so wet"
by showergirl2 April 30, 2012
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A place in the bathroom where a person can rub soap & run warm water all over there naked body
Chad : Mmm! Dam Michelle your naked body is so hot! Ahhh!
Michelle : Thanks Chad so are you gonna rub it or Fuck it?
Chad : Mmm! Im gonna Fuck the shit out of it!
Michelle : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey guy's dinner's ready wow I wish you would Fuck my pussy like that! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Hey honey try to keep it warm for us I still need to Fuck Michelle in the ass!
Michelle : Oh Chad I must warn you when guy's Fuck me in the ass I tend to poo!
Chad : Who cares my wife can clean it up!
Michelle : Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! AhhhUhhhhOhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh Squishy!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would fuck me in the ass so I can poo all over you dick! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn we got poo and cum all over the bed and us guess we need to Shower! (wink)
Michelle : Oh Chad you just want to rub soap all over my hot naked body and Fuck me in the Shower!
Chad : Oh baby you know I do! Hey honey can you clean up this mess while me and Michelle Fuck in the Shower!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would Fuck me in the Shower! (sniff) (sniff)
by SlopNChop November 26, 2018
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Girls typically use this as an excuse to masturbate without others knowing, especially over text
Guy: Wyd?
Girl: I'm about to get in the shower
Guy: Didn't you take one last night?
Girl: yeah but, idk, I just feel like a shower would be nice lol
by BueenQitch November 17, 2017
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when a man ejaculates in a womans hand and then procedes to urinate on the woman and the woman rubs the semen into their hair and use it as shampoo, then wash it away with the mans urine.
by Cory Jensen January 15, 2007
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Something that is cool or awesome. Some legit shit.
"Hey dude I just nailed this really hot girl"
by cbobrob March 15, 2010
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The Male word for having a nosh. Everyone knows what you're really up too.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go for a shower, brb
Guy 2: nosh.
Guy 3: damn, you got me.
by Lord Lemon II October 11, 2013
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