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snowblind 

1. Being in denial of cocaine's effects
2. The ecstacy of a cocaine high
3. Temporary loss of vision due to usage of cocaine
Brodie is too snowblind to see that he has a problem with cocaine.
snowblind by Techman September 5, 2005

Siberian Snowblind 

A dude masturbates into a container. The container with the cum is then mixed with vodka (tasting optional). The cum-vodka is then tossed into the dude's eyes.

Recommended as a birth control option.
As the meaning of "Siberian Snowblind" dawned on him, Alvie felt relieved that he kept his glasses on. Never again would he agree to sex moves he'd hadn't heard of.

Snowblind 

Snowblind is when a person of color (any color) will mostly or only date white people.
That guy is snowblind because he only dates white gals.
Snowblind by JR & Snowflake February 29, 2008

Snowblind 

The temporary or impaired loss of sight from looking at something extremely bright or brilliant or reflective of a bright light. Eg: white beach sand, snow, or a smooth water surface.
"I cant see the trail marker inside the treeline, im snow blind from not wearing my tinted ski goggles."

"Oh wow, that woman is so beautiful I am snowblind from seeing her!"
Snowblind by sudonim. September 5, 2019

Snowblinded 

To temporarily blind ones self with ones own violent, projectile ejaculation.
Jerry snowblinded himself when his sister opened the door to his bedroom.
Snowblinded by Beautiful Atrocity December 28, 2014

Snowblind 

1. Blissfully unaware of a dangerous or embarrassing situation.
2. The condition of which one cannot see during a blizzard.
3. A song by Black Sabbath.
1. "John is snowblind to the fact that his girlfriend is cheating on him."
2. "The blizzard out there will snowblind you!"
3. "Dude, Ozzy was friggin awesome crackin Snowblind at his latest tour!"
Snowblind by Jerry August 20, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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