The absolute highest level of inebriation possible. Being so high/drunk that you’re basically retarded, thus belonging on a short bus.
by Men of shortbussery March 15, 2021
Get the Short bussed mug.The act of getting so retarded that you should be riding the short bus. Can also be used as "one is riding the short bus."
Johnny was short bussed last night after he finished that bottle.
Dave smoked so much last night dude, I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus home.
Dave smoked so much last night dude, I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus home.
by I ride the short bus June 13, 2011
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A term that is commonly used by college professors to refer to students that get (by law) 50% more time on tests because of a "learning disability". The disability is typically related to test anxiety.
The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.
The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.
Professor 1: How many short bussers do you have in your class this semester?
Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?
Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!
Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?
Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!
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Get the Short Bused mug.Staples store manager: Wow, Tony! did you really clear out that entire aisle by yourself?
Tony: Umm yeah...
Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...
Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded
Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...
Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused
Tony: Umm yeah...
Staples store manager: you see everyone? Now that's what...
Tony: rolls eyes... didn't expect his boss to take it this far. starts to wonder if he may actually be retarded
Mike: My high school principal just called me to ask if I would be willing to speak at their annual fundraiser for troubled teens...
Mike's friend: Ouch! I think you just got short bused
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