for males during orgasm no semen comes out your penis . During retrograde ejaculation, semen travels into the bladder, rather than being squirted out of the penis. This is usually the result of most prostate surgeries. When turp (Trans Urethral Resection of the Prostate) was first started for bladder retention, cuting away some of the prostate with scopic tube including miniature camera, miniature scalpal up your pee hole up to your prostate. Again in the late 1970's doctors worked very slowly and cautiously so far less of thes turp procedures caused dry climax, orgasm. Today what occurs is surgeons working too fast. this results damage to the vesical sphincter. Since the sphincter is damaged or roto rotered totally it no longer closes off the bladder so your jism just falls in there instead of splooging out your cock. These dry orgasms give very little pleasure and more importantly do not give any sexual tension relief.
Retrograde ejaculation can happen as a result of certain types of surgery, such as prostate surgery, or can occur in men with conditions that can damage the nerves, such as diabetes, alcohol abuse or multiple sclerosis.
Retrograde ejaculation can happen as a result of certain types of surgery, such as prostate surgery, or can occur in men with conditions that can damage the nerves, such as diabetes, alcohol abuse or multiple sclerosis.
guy:This guy tells me post prostate surgery he can't splooge in his lover's face, he's just shooting blanks, so she left him.
listening guy: why the fuck should that matter
guy: He told me she rubs his or some other guy now, jizz into her face and she thinks it makes her face look ten years younger.
listening guy: whatever
listening guy: why the fuck should that matter
guy: He told me she rubs his or some other guy now, jizz into her face and she thinks it makes her face look ten years younger.
listening guy: whatever
by anon_frank March 9, 2017
Aaliyah: "Wait...we shout use some protection."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."
(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."
(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."
by Nick D July 19, 2004
When both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can't get pregnant. The male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. The male therefore does not have sperm in his ejaculate and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.
Female 1: "The sex with Joe was great last night. I love not using a condom."
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"
by Waycarr December 17, 2013
I have had a vasectomy (tubes tied) my ejaculate cum contains no sperms, cannot make you pregnant, therefore let us fuck each other silly
by MrWhooHoo January 18, 2014
by Bigjesus69 May 19, 2020