Definitions by SammySwan

Shoeage

When you cannot get through your door due to all of the pairs of shoes left in the way! Like sewage but with shoes!

Look at all the shoeage, can’t you put them away?

Shoeage by SammySwan October 29, 2019

Beantastic

A family gathering with a common interest to discuss cat paws

We had a beantastic weekend

Beantastic by SammySwan October 25, 2019

Beancarnage 

The mess in the pan and plates after cooking beans. Can also refer to The after effects of a family who have sat down to look at cats beans (see Beantastic).

Look at the bloody beancarnage!

Beancarnage by SammySwan October 25, 2019

Woshy 

When you are so freakin cozy, got the fam, the sofa, the chocci, the fire and a film (and wine) like cozy but way better

OMG it is Friday, what shall we do? Get Woshy??

Woshy by SammySwan October 25, 2019