Shoe ID

To identify people inside a building by the shoes they leave at the entrance.

Person: Yo who at this party?
You: I don't know everyone but I Shoe ID'ed Sharon, Jeff and Dominic earlier.
Person: You're cool

Shoe ID by Postalt December 6, 2018

shoe idiot 

An idiot, moron or other individual who will devote hours waiting in line and a large portion of their income for limited edition sneakers.

Shoe idiots will wait days in line for the latest releases from Nike, Jordan, and others for the chance of dropping their hard earned dollars on a pair of limited edition shoes.

shoe idiot by goodmachine February 28, 2008

shoe idiot 

refers to one's appreciation for foot attire. Generally, it is assumed such apparel is of an urban nature. In special circumstances, an aging urban gentleman with a pension for more formal foot attire may be considered a Shoe Idiot, but only if his collection also includes seven or more sneaks that have either been worn by MJ or Sheed, or have been made and designed by someone named Fukijama or Mr. Bape.

If you can't fit another box of sneaks in your mom's garage, you are certified Shoe Idiot.

If you know what the Jordan XVII looks like, you are certified Shoe Idiot.

shoe idiot by dakidd187 March 23, 2009

I'd rather eat a shoe 

A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.

Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe

I'd rather eat a shoe by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019