Shocking

A way of describing an object that startles you with it's crapness

That orange tent over there is shocking!

by gwinstone August 19, 2003

shocked

The act of sticking out your index,middle and pinky finger, then inserting the index and middle finger into a woman's vagina and the pinky into her anus.

Damn man I shocked that bitch last night!

by MarkCox April 22, 2003

Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom

gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

shock

wicked, tight, etc.

The surf today is pretty shock

by VoN January 15, 2004

shocks

A term combining the words "shoes" & "socks."
Meaning "shoes & socks."

Just a minute, guys - I need to put on my shocks.

by Vegetarian Wiener Chick February 9, 2009

shock

the period of time after receiving the shocker.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

shock

a shittie cock, like after anal sex

Ben: "Dude I was fucking my girl up the ass and when I pulled it out I had the worst case of shock."

Jim: "That dirty whore should have taken a shit first!!!!"

Ben: "Thats ok I gave her a dirty sanchez with it"

by Sharay November 24, 2007