A glorious, sentient being. he has mastered every martial art known to
man, and also all the ones that are not known to
man.
He rules the criminal underworld unopposed, as nobody can defeat him. He is a prime waffler; sometimes even he does not know what he is going to say* (*see "make up") next.
He has numerous feats to his (glorious) name; these include
- triangle choking a
man without knowing how to perform a triangle
choke
- regularly being intoxicated with alcohol and hanging out with girls
- waking up in random girls beds on New Years
Eve
- being a
legendHe has many names, and many faces; each with a thousand tales of its own to tell. So many, in fact, that he himself can no longer remember what is false and what is real. As a result, we must assume that he is truly the
legend he says he is, and not just a waffler.
He has not been sighted for many months however; experts and scholars on the subject suspect he has either:
A- begun living off the grid
B (and more popular
opinion)- ascended and returned to the heavens, from whence he came.
guy one:
man I wish I could be like shöb
guy two: It's shuaib you tosser. but yeah, he is a magnificent
bastard
guy three: oh are you guys talking about shuhayb? I love
that guy
shuaib / shöb / shuhayb: bro that's gay, only do the seks with girls
