A glorious, sentient being. he has mastered every martial art known to man, and also all the ones that are not known to man.
He rules the criminal underworld unopposed, as nobody can defeat him. He is a prime waffler; sometimes even he does not know what he is going to
say* (*see "make up") next.
He has numerous feats to his (glorious)
name; these include
- triangle choking a man without knowing how to perform a triangle choke
- regularly being intoxicated with
alcohol and hanging out with girls
- waking up in
random girls beds on New Years Eve
- being a
legendHe has many names, and many faces; each with a thousand tales of its own to tell. So many, in fact, that he himself can no longer remember what is false and what is real. As a result, we must assume that he is truly the
legend he says he is, and not just a waffler.
He has not been sighted for many months however; experts and scholars on the subject suspect he has either:
A- begun living off the grid
B (and more popular
opinion)- ascended and returned to the heavens, from whence he came.
guy one: man I wish I could be like shöb
guy two: It's shuaib you tosser. but yeah, he is a magnificent bastard
guy three: oh are you guys talking about shuhayb? I love that guy
shuaib / shöb / shuhayb: bro that's gay, only do the seks with girls
