Shnurb

Really awkward.

Wow. Well this is shnurb

by Fuckshiturbitch January 12, 2019

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snurb

Snurb, a portmanteau of snob and urbanite.

Larissa: "Hey, guys, sorry-- I had to stay late at school. We had a bullying lesson. From me." (blowing raspberries three times)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Louise: "What the hell was that?"
Patty: "Our handshake. Love it or lick it, snurb."
Louise: "Hey, I love it already, snurb." (blows raspberry)
Patty: "No, it's like this." (blowing three raspberries)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Louise: "Aah! That's awesome! Do it again!"
Patty: "All right. Rock and roll." (blowing three raspberries)
Girls: "2-5-7!"

by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2023

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Shnurp

When someone accidentally sneezes while kissing another person and ends up by some possible chance, shooting boogers up their nose. It's a gross sight to witness.

Girl 1: ''I messed up on our Tinder date last night with this guy.''
Girl 2: ''What happened?''
Girl 1: ''I accidentally Shnurped when we were kissing and now he won't talk to me anymore :(''

by MetaZephere November 10, 2018

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snurbs

Snobby urbanites, especially those recent haughty urban dwellers who were raised in suburbs, small towns or rural areas. A snurb's childhood was usually somewhat idyllic or quaint. However, when returning to their hometown to visit or for the holidays, a snurb will frequently and sanctimoniously point out how "this particular situation or occurrence" never happens in "this big city," or that people in "this big city" never do "this." Thanks to its humbler origins, a snurb usually identifies itself as being too down to earth to be a hipster, making them even more annoying when they pontificate about the virtues of their adopted metropolis.

Snurbs: "Wow, we can't believe people still (insert) here."

Friends and Family: "Bitch, you only moved to San Francisco a year ago."

by firebaughmjc December 23, 2011

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Snurb

Common surname from the outer reaches of Planet Snurb. Here on Earth, famed Smeltzburgian Storyteller and Artist, W.T. Snurb brings Planet Snurb to life through the characters of Herb Snurb, Millie Feltz, Bobby Fenster, Professor Funk, Betty Bomber, Witch Blinda, Mrs. Minus, Mortimer Blickley, and others.

W.T. Snurb occasionally becomes tired of the pace of humanity and retreats to Planet Snurb for a brief vacation.

by Herb Snurb December 10, 2010

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