shmants

SHort Man pANTS.

Capri pants worn by men that are too long to be considered shorts but too short to be considered pants and too gay to be considered acceptable. Popular with gay men and black men or any metrosexual dude who has nice ankles to show off.

Wow, nice shmants dude.

by Salvo October 19, 2007

shmants

Man shants. Any shants worn by a male.

Flood pants for men, most often seen in a place where a flood is unlikely. Shmants are commonly paired with crocs.

by mnh October 19, 2008

Shmanks

Thank You for those bored with the stereotypical abreviation thnx or ty, or tnx. A non carbon copy word that is actually interesting.

hey i submitted it to urban dictionary.. shmanks

by i finally got a name February 28, 2010

Pat Your Shants

The art of one shitting ones pants.

Scottish saying.

Also check poop your pants

What's that smell. Have you "Pat your Shants" ya dirty bastard?

Fred was so drunk last night that he "Pat his Shants"

by Fraser Morrison January 16, 2009

Shmant

A member of the Elite Online group known as the Shmants.

Grant is a Shmant.

by MonkeyyFist June 20, 2011

Shmantilizing

To go over to a friend and just non-stop hitting and touching them for a prolonged period of time.

Dov was getting pissed off by Shmuel's non-stop shmantilizing every single day.

by Zaphim12 June 3, 2014

schmants

Pants that are to full of holes, to be considered full pants

Kandy wears her schmants and they are dirty schmants.

by demon816 November 20, 2010