"I wanna shmang"
"Let's ShmaceTime at 8"
"I added you on Shmacebook, why didn't you accept?"
"Stop shmoaning at me"
"I got the shmeasles"
"I'm drunk, let's get ShmcDonalds"
"So amped to shmuddle on the couch with my shmuppy"
"Shmeagol happily munched his fish in the Shmord of the Shmings"
"Let's ShmaceTime at 8"
"I added you on Shmacebook, why didn't you accept?"
"Stop shmoaning at me"
"I got the shmeasles"
"I'm drunk, let's get ShmcDonalds"
"So amped to shmuddle on the couch with my shmuppy"
"Shmeagol happily munched his fish in the Shmord of the Shmings"
by Khaleesi/NinjaTurtle April 24, 2014

Shm means someone help me
by Lover_girl:b March 9, 2019

John: Seriously, I'm getting sick of having to look up acronyms every five minutes. Why can't people just spell out WTF they're talking about these days? shm!.
Bob: Dude use urbandictionary.com
Bob: Dude use urbandictionary.com
by TigerPawn January 3, 2014

Swedish house mafia, a swedish electronic house music group consisting of Axwell, Steve Angello and Sebastian Ingrosso
by Repanen January 30, 2018

Simple Harmonic Motion being definition of any object in equilibrium that moves in a sinusodal wave manner across a point of equalibrium (shown by the equation X = Xo+A*Sin(wt). Analogous to male masturbation, because of its repetitive, sinusodal wave manner of movement.
by Jeremy April 18, 2005

by JuicyCFiend January 19, 2011

by dlittle March 29, 2015
