Shloorp 

When someone hits you so hard and you have no words to say

*gets punched* Oh shloorp!

Shloorp by thisbiatchcake September 23, 2016

pokey shloops 

High grade skunk weed. The more crystals the pokier the shloops.

Shit, this pokey shloops is strong, my eyes are bleeding.

pokey shloops by 'rynside July 26, 2008

shloomp 

using your hand like a credit card to swipe upwards in a females crotch

joey: shloomp! haha
brittany: fucking stop!

shloomp by nniuqyeoj August 5, 2010

shloop 

Used when something is either missing, or out of the ordinary. Can be used as a noun, verb, and adjective. Most commonly referred to by Bernard Jain and Joey Fuschetti. Also used to refer to a lap around the track.

Dang it, he shlooped my planner.

Shloop!

Go run a shloop!

What the shloop?

shloop by Dana Siegel June 16, 2009

shloopydoupe 

Extravagant and exquisite oral sex

What's your opinion on the shloopydoupe that was given by Simone yesterday

shloopydoupe by ppheadman123 May 11, 2021

shlorper 

A person who is absurdly phenomenal at giving head

O yea shordy def a shlorper

shlorper by therealgoodnoodle March 20, 2022

shloopka 

hitting a hooka bong in a girls asshole while taking a shit and singing hallelujah

my mom gave me a shloopka to help me sleep better at night

shloopka by scooby master June 8, 2023