Shloorp

When someone hits you so hard and you have no words to say

*gets punched* Oh shloorp!

by thisbiatchcake September 23, 2016

pokey shloops

High grade skunk weed. The more crystals the pokier the shloops.

Shit, this pokey shloops is strong, my eyes are bleeding.

by 'rynside July 26, 2008

shloomp

using your hand like a credit card to swipe upwards in a females crotch

joey: shloomp! haha
brittany: fucking stop!

by nniuqyeoj August 5, 2010

shloop

Used when something is either missing, or out of the ordinary. Can be used as a noun, verb, and adjective. Most commonly referred to by Bernard Jain and Joey Fuschetti. Also used to refer to a lap around the track.

Dang it, he shlooped my planner.

Shloop!

Go run a shloop!

What the shloop?

by Dana Siegel June 16, 2009

shloopydoupe

Extravagant and exquisite oral sex

What's your opinion on the shloopydoupe that was given by Simone yesterday

by ppheadman123 May 11, 2021

shlorper

A person who is absurdly phenomenal at giving head

O yea shordy def a shlorper

by therealgoodnoodle March 20, 2022

shloopka

hitting a hooka bong in a girls asshole while taking a shit and singing hallelujah

my mom gave me a shloopka to help me sleep better at night

by scooby master June 8, 2023