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No Shlomo 

The Jewish alternative to 'No Homo'. Often used in regard to something Jewish.
"Dude, this bagel is delicious. No Shlomo."
No Shlomo by proooo March 12, 2010

Pulled a Shlomo 

To face plant on the ice while ice-skating
Did you see Jerry he just pulled a Shlomo out there
Pulled a Shlomo by Mangathings March 20, 2023

Global Shlomo 

A person or organization who puts global agenda's above one's native national interest, regardless of the consequences.
That actor is a total Global Shlomo.

Our politicians are total global shlomo's.
Global Shlomo by Volksgeist July 21, 2018

Shlomo-The-Homo 

A Gay Jewish Man, named Chuck, living in Chula Vista. He drives a Porsche and likes to suck a lot of dick. He swallows nerm by the fucking boatload. He prays to Abraham each day for a large black man to anally rape him.
"While at synagogue last week, I saw this Shlomo-The-Homo there, lighting the menorah and wearing his yarmulke, and he was also sucking a lot of cock."
Shlomo-The-Homo by Roger Jenson January 6, 2005
1. A Hebrew name meaning 'Solomon'
2. An awesome human beatboxer from Leeds
Ey Shlomo, pass me the matzos!
shlomo by skimper September 29, 2006
At just about 6-8 weeks old, Shlomo was one of the youngest members of the “Texas 56” Canaan Dog rescue that took place April 7, 2021 , in Montgomery County, Texas.

He is only 1 of 3 intact males out of the Texas 56. This is extremely important for the continuation of the breed as there are less than 3000 of this 4,000+ year old ancient and rare breed in the world today.

Once one experiences Shlomo then they have officially be shlomoed!
Shlomo is one of the last remaining breeding Canaan Dogs in the world.
Shlomo by Hunter.59 November 23, 2021