A shit so terrible that you start shivering from the domination it has over your body. This is normally accompanied by the need to take off all clothing for comfort, as well as a sharp painrunning along your rectum.
Dude, never eat omelets for three days in a row and pretend a saladwillwork-- gave me shiver shits for an entire night.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.