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shitty ass 

his arse is so shitty (shitty ass)
shitty ass by bitemy*** October 21, 2011

Shitty ass youtuber 

Look its that shitty ass youtuber let's kick his ass
Shitty ass youtuber by bbabadoitrey January 11, 2021

shitty ass craps 

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.
John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.
shitty ass craps by reeferdave January 15, 2011

Shitty ass toaster 

Something that is of so bad quality that is does not deserve a sense-making phrase
"My car is so shitty ass toaster, I need a new one"

shitty ass shit 

a terrible predicament that is so bad that there is no positive way out.
"how in the hell did we get lost in the middle of the desert naked with no water and having to listen to justin bieber for 4 hours straight?"

"I don't know this is some shitty ass shit."

Shitty ass picture 

Its like a really ugly picture or bad quality
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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