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shittiness

A term of endearment when, and only when, referring to the state of Colorado. The exact definition is as follows: Colorado is better than any other State in the Union, particularly New Jersey and Oregon (a.k.a Shit Hole and Land of the Covered Wagons Loaded with Shit and Shitty People, respectively.)

When used to describe other localities, regions or states, specifically New Jersey, it emphasizes the amount of shit that other states and/or organizations place, throw or otherwise dump on the aforementioned location. One can also correctly use this word for comparison purposes- i.e. "This place has half the shittiness ratio of New Jersey," which roughly means that the residents of such an area suck balls and lick choads for a living.
"Colorado, Second only sic to New Jersey in Terms of Utter Shittiness." -Quoted from Cohen's Figure 1.1 titled "United States of America."

Meaning: Colorado fucking rules and New Jersians love to smoke pole, eat shit and die. There is also a subtle undertone of "Oregon sucks."
by live4truthaboutNJORCO October 26, 2006
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shittiest musician ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them
by folded cache out June 1, 2013
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Ripping shitties

The act of performing a doughnut.
"I was ripping shitties in front of Wal-Mart the other day."
by Shit ripper November 13, 2011
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Planet Shitness

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones
When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness
by D Flawless December 7, 2019
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shittings

A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.

Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.
(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?

Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.

Student 1: Damn..

(In a classroom)

Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!

Teacher: But u just went!

Student: But miss, i have the shittings..

Class erupts in laughter.

Teacher: Fine, go ahead..
by ZCMC April 6, 2009
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shivviness

The uncomfortable feeling of wearing new underwear
I am having a shivviness experience today .

Old English
by Bimi January 29, 2018
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whipping shitties

Same as doing cookies or donuts.
"Lets go whip some shitties, bro"

"Where were you?"
"Whipping shitties in the parking lot of the cheese factory"
by McTightass April 6, 2014
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